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PING!
Yuk e : Saskiii, don't sleeep away !!!
Luki : Saski where r u??
Yuni Ira : Don't sleep a way u now my baby, a sing a song, old song.
Yuk e : Ha..ha Daniel Sahuleka.
Luki :Saski went t sby yesterday, Sasskii!
Saski : Yoman Wassup.
Yayuk : Aku tak kekel disik..
Luki : What do u mean kekel yuk e.
Yuni Ira :(emotikon)> this is kekel

Yuk e : here i'm alone without anyone. so i wanted someone to talking about anything.
luki : oke iam joined kekel with u.
yuk e : kekel is ketan rice that boiled with parutan coconut.
Locita :(emotikon) wak ka ka wak ka ka gw dorong ke laut lo
Yuni Ira : that is TETEL not kekel.
Yuk e : Loca!! u must work harder don't follow Kekel2an!
Yuni Ira : LOCO Loko crazy crazy..
Jadah thooo, wong Suroboyo nek ngarani jadah iku tetel. Nek kekel iku sikile EmBek!!!
Yuk e : Oki oki i will be happy if ada jadah and kekel embek.
Yuni Ira : Bude galau, loco women.
Yuk e : galau No! happy Yess!! hey saski what did u say? Nyoman Wasslap?
Saski : Pehlis deh bude bahasa inggrisa gewl gelak jmn skrg
Yuk e : What's language that u used sas?
Saski : Budeeee ciak ciak dor dorr!!!! gambar bedil panjang
Yuk e : what is it? cicak dodol. It's like portugisa languaga he he
U must ready to test Uni, take HI Ugm!
Locita : Ini Dinda Budee, nama kerennya LoCita adinda wkwkwkwk
Yuk e : i see but better called u Loca only.

Locita : Je ne suis pala fire la quisine..ho..ho je deteste la dongse. ayo prancisan!!!
yuk e : Opo again?
Locita : Prancis budee, oo jepangan? Ono mastere haik haik.
Yuk e : awak bisane base bali dan jepange Haik, kono mikam cisei demo amai> ha ha
yuni ira ; whad had u eat poison mushroom?
locacita : ha ha ha ha ha hahaha
saski : mushoom bali haahaa
Locita : kekel maneh aku
Yuk e : Kekelllll!
Yuni Ira : Mushroom balinya di geger bli nyoman bodooong.sing taen manjus,
locita : wkwkwkwk,Luki sensei where are u> let going kekel together.
yuk e : just i have lunch with fried mushroom and cat poison..yummy
locita : Budee how strange ur food?
Yuk'e : Luki San is playing with ciprut.his cat.
Yuni ira : Tante donk clever, able to speak in 5 language: english,indo,java, bali, monyet.
locita : te irul! boso monyete gak kuuukuuku
Yuni ira : Lho din that langguage is most difficult, u know?
Locita : Kaka kiki kuku,plis deh bingung aku yoan!
Yuk e : aaah, yuni lie> not difficult, i had learn the language 20 year in alas kedaton university. soo easy.
yuni ira : wow seems like bude will go for overseas,Going where yuk e?
Yuk.u : to greenland dream.
Yuni ira : sawah!
Yuk e : Jatiluwih.
Yuni : Chatting with u makes me mimisan. coz ngelu ndasku.

Luki : hai wakariashita, minna sanwa kakakuku
Yuk e : mother Masithah is death.
luki : who is mother Masithah Yuk?
Yuk e : she is a women hero in firaun century, u know? isn't ur neighbour.
yuni : better i nyem to the plung ke sumur...
yuk e : no..no. Wait for a minute, i will give u a few some money for buy anything there,
yuni ira : gendeng semua makan semir.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha h h h saya gak tahan lagi.